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My naaaame iiiiiis Homer Simpson Homer Simpson simspssysinOnce upon a time, Hommie woke in his house to find all his brain books gone.

“doh”, quoth Hommer. “I must read to be sexy cool man for :wife:”.

his :wife:, as it turned out, was most upset.

”mmmmmm. Get the fuck out of my house you jaundiced greasy fat stretch marked tumor filled nappie shat.” she said.

”doh”, puffed Hommer, as he clanked away to the library. “The book shall help me,” he thought.

and then he spyelliedyelledyelled and everyone loved him the end.