Tow Mater

Racial Slurs On The Daily. Plows All The Girls In Radiator Springs (Even The Hot Sally ;w;). Has Been Molested By Stanley In A Gang Bang With Sally. Has Robbed The Gas Station Down The Road. (Wow). Is Lightning McQueen's Lawyer And Almost Won A Case But Didn't (What A Fucking Loser). He Smashes And Dashes You Know What I Mean? Licks All The Tummies In The West. Lost A HeadLight Because Jackson Storm Fucked It Too Hard (What A Weak Bitch). Molested Otis And Dragged His Balls Across The Road.